everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.
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This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again
you probably think oil companies are to blame for global warming
yeah cause they are
oh cry me a river
if i did you’d pollute it
YOU BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL
DO YOU WANNA KISS ME AS MUCH AS I WANNA KISS YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M SURPRISED SOMEONE AS SMART AS YOU WOULD HAVE tO ASK
AND THAT LADIES AND GENTS IS HOW SHARPAY EVANS AND TROY BOLTON KISSED
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My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.
A kiss makes your day but anal sex makes your hole weak
remember when ginny weasley turned down the offer of going to the dance with harry (the boy she’d been crushing on for years) so that she could stay loyal to her date with neville and then completely called ron and harry out on their shit when they started making fun of neville good times good times
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back to school supplies list
- red lipstick
- one pencil
- vodka, probably
- earbuds to block out your basic ass bitching
how the bi-bros get fit quick
GETTING BLASTED WHILE PUTTING INTOLERANCE ON BLAST.
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If we’re dating, your hoodies become my hoodies.
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