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we’re up all night to get laxatives for this horrible diarrhea
if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade
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"What’s your son’s greatest superpower?"
"What’s your dad’s greatest superpower?"
"He can fly."
Those are the best Converse ever, granny-knit slippers and socks and quilts are the best things.
(Source: best-of-memes, via fireferretfanatic)
started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower
Walter Martin Baumhofer, (detail)
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marvel give me a short about sharon’s undercover time as a nurse/steve’s neighbor and that one time she had to fight off ninjas from steve’s apartment while he was like, making dinner and sitting alone reading obama’s biography
With the music turned up really loudly because he’s a gentleman and he thought the noises were her having sex.
i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow
how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes
(Source: spacefunks, via fireferretfanatic)