im friends with 25 letters of the alphabet
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I THOUGHT IT WAS A LIE THAT YOU LOSE A FOLLOWER EVERYTIME YOU POST A PUN
I WAS WRONG
"I was young. It was just the kind of shit that actresses have to go through. Somebody told me I was fat, that I was going to get fired if I didn’t lose a certain amount of weight. They brought in pictures of me where I was basically naked, and told me to use them as motivation for my diet. It was just that. [Someone brought it up recently] They thought that because of the way my career had gone, it wouldn’t still hurt me. That somehow, after I won an Oscar, I’m above it all. ‘You really still care about that?’ Yeah. I was a little girl. I was hurt. It doesn’t matter what accolades you get. I know it’ll never happen to me again. If anybody even tries to whisper the word ‘diet’, I’m like, ‘You can go fuck yourself.”
(Source: mcllscott, via regalangel)
A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
are u okay
(Source: bakrua, via regalangel)
when you have unlimited texting but only text two people
(Source: niallscrocodile, via regalangel)
THIS HAS BEEN A GLOWY EYE THING APPRECIATION POST. GOOD DAY.
You missed the biggest glowy eye of all:
I dream of this at work sometimes.
instead of cursing out the store
just go to another store
(Source: funnierthanjesus, via glorious-refrigerator)
Disneyland magazine ad, mid-1990s
On the bus home there was a group of teenage boys 15-17 years old being general boys stuffing their faces sharing food and being rowdy but at one point they started talking about girls but they weren’t saying things she’s sexy as fuck or I’d tap that, instead they were saying how cute the one girls laugh was or how pretty another’s eyes where when she smiled and they were blushing and getting embarrassed.
IT WAS LITERALLY THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER