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My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.
My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.
une vieille âme à Nouvelles Orléans
pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen
People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since
meant eve
George: thats all he would say, was “keep administering the shocks, keep going.”
jerry: so what did you do??
george: what do you think i did? i kept administering the shocks!
jerry : even though you could hear the person on the other end–
george: well what was i supposed to do!
jerry: –screaming and begging for mercy?
george: “keep going, keep shocking him,” the guy was telling me! *puts his head in his hands* he was in charge of the experiment, he was paying me, what was i supposed to do? tell him to go suck a lemon?
jerry: so what you’re telling me is, you were just following orders?
*kramer enters wearing a brand new pork pie hat with the price tag still on*
kramer: guess who just got paid to sit around in a room pretending to get electrocuted all day!
me: ugh “dark and gritty remakes” of fairytales are such a stupid and overdone cliche we don’t need any more of them
also me: symbiotic relationship between a dragon and a fantasy princess who likes killing. she gets the jewels and the satisfaction of tricking men and watching them die, and the dragon gets a shiny new enrichment toy with meat inside.
helpful diagram for the visual learners
Netflix stop being afraid and make a series about uncle fester
Tumblrinas stop being afraid and reblog my post about uncle fester. I want to see him drive a Bugatti automobile
iisland-breeeze-deactivated2023:
I am so normal about this….